One night, sometime around 2000, me and my buddy Paul “JuicyJew” Dinnon were hanging at this warehouse party “hippy flipping” (Acid and Ecstasy…don’t all good stories start like this?) in Atlanta. It’s about 6AM and we decided to split and hailed a cab.

Once inside the cab, we hadn’t said anything to indicate that we were down racism, but the vab driver segues into a diatribe about “Niggers” while shooting black folk with a mock banana / mock pistol. The Bigotry was strong with this one. He was very thorough with is hate, breaking Negros into subcategories (Ethiopians, Africans, ect…) and idenifying the individual characteristics that were particularly loathsome about them.

He was a very entertaining, but ignorant man.

He gave us a card and we used him as our personal driver just for years because he was such a character. When Steve discovers we are all in the porn business, he begins to express an interest in becoming male talent. Did I mention that Steve isn’t exactly easy on the eyes? He looked like Galliger on crack. After months of pestering us about becoming the ultimate king of anal sex (Stuff-A-Hoe Butt-A-Freak-O), we told him that if he could find a girl with standards low enough to bang him, we’d film it and put it up on ConsumptionJunction.com.

Maybe then, he would get his shot at porn infamomy.

One day he phoned me at the office and told me he had the female talent who as raring-to-go in the cab. Five minutes later he pulled up.

She was a nasty white-trash looking crack hoe.

Our original concept was to make a reality Bangbus porn style scene where Steve would be the taxi driver and would make the female patrons “work off” their cab fares with various sexual favors.

The video turned oh-so different.

This video is the setup to the “sex” sequence where you can get a feel for just the kind of nincompoop Steve really is…

Thanks to snizzshare.com for hosting stuff that Youbube doesn’t have balls to!

Part 2 coming soon!

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The most hardcore cab driver in town. Stay tooned.